fail

fail
1. (Fail) (3608↑, 497↓)
either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck.

1] "you actually bought that? FAIL" 2] "this movie fails."

2. (Fail) (1755↑, 327↓)
The Glorious lack of success

A baseball player swings at a ball and the ball instead hits him in the groin. FAIL\!

3. (fail) (1396↑, 509↓)
1. Another word for "suck", most probably derived from the world of internet gaming. 2. To not achieve

1. What do you mean you lost? YOU FAIL\! 2. I failed at achieving sickness to avoid the presentation.

4. (fail) (1414↑, 770↓)
A rather annoying word whose use in certain situations has greatly increased recently. Kind of like the word "shit," "fail" is used by people who don't stop to think of a better word to use, making them pretty much useless to society.

A kid falls off a bike. Douche bag: Fail\! Person that can think rationally: Stop saying "fail" at people who weren't even trying to succeed at anything in the first place.

5. (fail) (440↑, 258↓)
To fail is to be either: Exceptionally bad at something, or to do/say something stupid to people, Or for an item/thing to fail, it has to not be what it is, such as a funny comic not being funny, etc.

arpgme's comic FAILS (Therefore meaning that it could be bad or poor at what it is intended to do) You sir, FAIL. (The person has just done/written something stupid or supposedly funny which achieves nothing it's supposed to.)

Author: Nothingconspicous... http://fail.urbanup.com/1933129
6. (Fail) (272↑, 104↓)
"Fail" is a word that is more than often overused online. Unfortunately it has spewed into mainstream society and now is being used in every day life, much like "epic". People who "fail" generally are not even trying to accomplish anything, or they simply do something different than you. This word is most commonly used by annoying teenagers (who put a bad reputation on gaming), who shout "FAIL\!" every time someone makes a slight error. If you point out an obvious flaw by saying "FAIL" you're obviously a failure yourself for having lack of logic.

Kid: I just tripped because someone...tripped me. Idiot who doesn't use logic to realize it wasn't the kids fault for being tripped, it was actually the other persons fault: FAIL\!

7. (Fail) (426↑, 364↓)
An amazing word that can sum up almost any bad situation in a single syllable. A bad grade.

Sam: Urgh, my girlfriend just broke up with me. Soph: Fail\! I hope I don't get an F on the test.

Author: I'mAnonymous http://fail.urbanup.com/2863702
8. (fail) (250↑, 204↓)
1. If you do not succeed at a goal that you were going for 2. If you get a low test score 3. If you are a faggy fuckfaced shithole eating anal grease sucking buttfucking shit raping [douche-waffle-mc'cunt-nugget], then you can use this to describe your friends if they do something that they weren't even trying to succeed at 4. A person disses you and you are such a fuckhole that you can't think of a diss you may use "fail" here.

1. I failed at getting the job that I wanted. 2. I failed on the test today. 3. Kid accidentally trips Faggy douchebag shitfucker: You Fail\! 4. Kid calls you an inside-out asshole licker Inside-out asshole licker: You Fail\! * Please if you really want to be a good friend tell your retarded shit-eating friends to stop saying fail, seriously nearly every one of my friends say this and I hate calling them shit fuckers, but I have to so someday they will get some sense and look back at their retardedness and say "Why did I use to say fail, God I was a regurgitating asshole"

Author: laurent415bay http://fail.urbanup.com/4016331
9. (fail) (77↑, 33↓)
What unoriginal, unimaginative motherfuckers say to other people in an attempt to help them forget what a failure their life really is.

Person A: "What an epic fail" Person B: "Hey, fuck you man\!"

10. (fail) (304↑, 262↓)
1: To not achieve one's goals. 2: To recieve a grade of less than 60/100 on a test. 3: A word which has become an instant giveaway for stupid teenage fucks who think they are clever because they say things like "EPIC FAIL" or "YOU FAIL". Originally, these and other stupid phrases incorporating the word "fail" were given birth within internet cesspots such as [4chan], but they have rapidly found acceptance among the adolescent population as the new, cool thing to say. It is likely to become another pseudo-intellectual word popularized by the internet- further examples including words such as [existentialism].

1: I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but even after I said that she'd do it if she really loved me, she said no. I failed. 2: At the DMV I scored a 15/100 on the Alcohol and Substance Abuse test. Suffice to say, I failed. 3: "You've never seen [Donnie Darko]? YOU FAIL." "You don't like Napolean Dynamite? YOU FAIL." "You think [My Chemical Romance] sucks the fucking sack? YOU FAIL." "My mom made me clean my room? FAIL." "Eat my brocolli and carrots? I DON'T WANT TO. YOU AND MOM ARE MADE OF FAIL."

11. (Fail) (50↑, 13↓)
a person who can never do anything right what the letter grade F stands for on a test usually named benj

wow that kid is such a fail he cant even tie his shoes

Author: Titanium Benj http://fail.urbanup.com/4989476
12. (Fail) (38↑, 9↓)
The real definiton of fail is Chris-Chan. His lack of sex life, a virgin with rage and real life friends make you want to cry. This is failure.

The great example of how to be a fail and miserable like Chris-Chan is: Drinking your own seamen mixed with fanta, fucking a blown up doll named "Julaayy\!\!\!", drawing comic porn shit and loading the shit up on youtube and having lack of sex life.

13. (Fail) (33↑, 11↓)
See: [School]

I have to go to school? Fuck you dude, that is a fail idea. Public education is a failed system. If my teacher fails me, I will gladly insert myself into her anus.

Author: LuigiXmission.420 http://fail.urbanup.com/5313007
14. (fail) (21↑, 4↓)
the stupidest trend in existence, said by people who lack a better word, or just don't have the balls to say "you suck" supposed to imply failure at whatever was just attempted

*kid trips over* "FAILL" "fuck you. you're not funny"

Author: gigegigegige http://fail.urbanup.com/5136685
15. (fail) (20↑, 4↓)
UNF fleet from Navyfield. They are just so terrible.

UNF failed so hard they broke up and formed a new fleet called Jollyrogers.

16. (Fail) (28↑, 12↓)
A word that used to mean "not succeeding" and was used by normal, literate people. But these days "fail" is mostly used on the internet by no-life teenage losers. (Sometimes even in real life) They say phrases such as "this FAILS", "you FAIL at life" and "FAIL" and "EPIC FAIL".

Pathetic cunt: tHhis FAILZZ\!\!\! EPIC FAIL1\!\!\!\! PHAIL\!\!1111 YOU FAIL\!\!\!111 AT LIFE\!\!111 Normal human being: Look who's talking. *Gets a gun out and shoots the douche*

Author: mrcrazynukenuke123 http://fail.urbanup.com/4393733
17. (Fail) (23↑, 9↓)
A very stupid person doing stupid things.

Chris Ramjohn is the biggest fail in Torbay, Newfoundland

Author: Failuretrackers http://fail.urbanup.com/4965556
18. (Fail) (62↑, 50↓)
What internet morons say when they lose a moronic internet argument.

"The Earth revolves around the Sun." "No\!" "Yes." "Fail\!"

Author: Tony Dancing http://fail.urbanup.com/3541269
19. (Fail) (36↑, 26↓)
A common term these days used by people in humourous, blunderous or stupid situations. It is commonly used online in a comical way especially on websites such as this and You-Tube and MSN conversations.

When a 16 year old gets owned by his mother in front of a supermarket - You say "Fail" at the 14 year old Patrick Star lecturing Spongebob Squarepants on the concept of "fail": "I fail. You fail. He- she- me... fail. Fail; Failing; (We'll have thee fail; Failrama); Failology; the study of Fail. It's first grade Spongebob." YouTube: "Fail-Blog ... .org\!\!" Mr A: "I like guys u knw" Mr A: "OMG WRONG CHAT" Mr B: "LOLO\!\!\!\! \fail\fail\fail Fail"

20. (Fail) (9↑, 0↓)
The act of doing something so awful you must never show your face again and God cries in pity for your soul. The term can be expressed (written) two ways: fail & Fail The lowercase form expresses a smaller fail that no one will remember for longer than a week. Consider yourself lucky if you are simply charged with a "fail" crime. The uppercase form of the word means that you have disgraced the human race and shall never be given respect again in your life, nor after that when you have gone to Hell either.

fail: I failed when I lost that staring contest. Fail: Your mom Failed in bed last night.

21. (FAIL) (11↑, 3↓)
to completely suck at something

e.g. any student with a fail name such Jason Dusty getting 3/120 in a maths tested

22. (Fail) (73↑, 65↓)
An extremley stupid, unfortunatley, very commonly used word in the internet to mean that you suck. Usually seen in mmorpgs, or just any chat based tool in the internet with a stupid idiot on it. I was i dont know why encountered by one of these idiots, and had the feeling of slapping him so hard, I'd make em take a crap.

MMo Nerd: Hey i bet i pwn u noob\! Player: um...i dont really care, i started this game a week ago.... MMo Nerd: HAHA\! NOOB YOU FAIL AT LIFE\! OWNED. YOU FAIL. Player: Lol dont care?.... idiot... MMo Nerd: wow ur a noob lol FAILED AGAIN. Player: wow...fail? u need to get brain surgery. and btw, ur an idiot nerd.

23. (Fail) (7↑, 0↓)
Inviting 150 people to a party and only 2 people turning up, this leads to the two attendees having rough anal sex all night long.

Joe " i cannot believe it was just me and Rob at the party last night" Lewis "haha, your gay. fail\!'

Author: Jew talking to me http://fail.urbanup.com/5169803
24. (Fail) (13↑, 6↓)
A word that has become just as overused as the word "random." It originally meant "lack of success" but over-use of the term has caused it to loose meaning.

Stop using the word "fail"\! It's not cool, it's not funny, and it's not original.

Author: perry hamilton http://fail.urbanup.com/4676393
25. (fail) (4↑, 0↓)
What people tend to do when engaging in online chatrooms by not giving themselves the ability to hit the backspace button to correct epic typos.

Person 1: \<\# i luvv youu\!\!1 ... fail Person 2: hahaa you fail\!

26. (FAIL) (4↑, 1↓)
F.A.I.L or FAIL\! Fucking.Annoying.Internet.Lol When your internet keeps going off when you're talking to someone. When your internet is back on, before they ask why you went offline just say FAIL

*bob goes offline* *bob signs in again* Tom: Hey, where did you go? Bob: FAIL Tom: oh, i hate when that happens .... Bob: Yeahh

27. (fail) (6↑, 4↓)
adjective 1)a: describing any noun or event as having failed; b: the state of being a failure. 2)An internet meme that has become more commonplace in "RL" amongst those of the video game/internet culture. The use of fail and its amusement are derived from video games out of the common "game over" screens or "mission failure" notifications. Often this is used in redundancy to create a sense of irony: Fail ____ is fail: in which case any noun is thus being identified by the adjective and described by it.

-"God that tank in VOA sucked ass..." -"Fail DK is fail\!"

Author: sleepingwraith http://fail.urbanup.com/4792811
28. (Fail) (1↑, 0↓)
The way of sucking losing in a fasion where losing does not do it justice or people who play WOW all the damm time

Guy with no life: I just got lvl 85 in 3 days in WOW Normal man: WOW you fail at life

29. (fail) (3↑, 2↓)
(noun) netspeak for really bad

Twilight had Bella name her daughter Renesmee. FAIL

30. (Fail) (6↑, 5↓)
A usually unpleasant and uproariously funny lack of success. Usually used by teens and those idiots that hang around internet chat rooms (no one likes them). Fail-The classic fail. Implying no success, and a heavy emphasis on idiocy and retardation. Epic Fail-A Fail above the normal Fail. Implying even heavier emphasis on the sheer lunacy of the event. Ultra Fail-Failing to the point of absolute horror and insanity. Only several Ultra Fails are known to be in existence today.

Teacher: Johnny, would you like to come up to the board and explain the word failure for us? Johnny: Uh, so it's when you do stuff, and stuff happens that's bad and stuff. Teacher: Very good\! Would you please spell it for the class? Johnny: F-A-Y-L-Y-U-R Teacher: Please excuse me, Johnny, but you FAIL.

31. (Fail) (23↑, 22↓)
A term used by impressionable morons who though claim not to conform to popular trends, still buy into more "alternative" ones simply because they are incapable of either genuinely not conforming or fitting in.

1.] "Wow, I sure do fail at life." 2.] "Unfortunately, my mother failed to abort me."

Author: TheImmortal92 http://fail.urbanup.com/3949809
32. (Fail) (0↑, 0↓)
F irst A ttempt I n L ife

Dude 1: LOL\! You fail\! Dude 2: First attempt in life ;) Dude 1: *confused look*

33. (Fail) (0↑, 0↓)
The act of being Slev Nard also known as Joe Bonardi or Fail Nard. Your sister is typically found on the ceiling and you often take shots of Captain Morgan that have been spiked with Viagra.

"Wow Slev Nard stop being such a fail and get your sister off of my ceiling"

Author: Pedigree Master http://fail.urbanup.com/6100493
34. (Fail) (0↑, 0↓)
Usually what bitches say, when they can't think of a decent insult.

Guy: Seriously, just leave. You're bothering me. Go, before I kick your gay little candy ass. Bitch: I kNOw u iS, BUt.. watam I?\!\!\!1\!\!1?/?1\!1\!111\!\!ONE\!\!1\!ONE\!11\!eleven\!\!1\!\!1 Guy: What the fuck are you talking about? Bitch: UmMmm............ FAiL\!\!\!\!11\!11\!111\!11\!\!\!1\!\!one\!111one1\!\!\!\!\!\!111\!\!\!\!1\!\!\!1\!11\!\!11\!eleven\!\!1\!\!11\!1\!\!\!11\!\!\!\!1

Author: Why do you want my name?\! http://fail.urbanup.com/6033685
35. (fail) (0↑, 0↓)
A lack of success, a poor mark on an examination, to dwindle or become insufficient. A verb used without object. Currently at an all time high for generic, widespread misuse. The act of FAILURE being the most often intended and correct conjugation, which seems largely to have been forgotten. Saying something was a FAIL is incorrect, and should be described as a FAILURE.

To misuse this word is to fail Your rampant misuse of the word is a failure.

36. (Fail) (5↑, 5↓)
Word that is being consistently overused by assholes all around you so they can fit in and sound cool. Used to describe a minor disappointment in life, such as having a typo, tripping on your shoelace, or dialing the wrong number. For other annoying overused words used by trendy douche bags, see [Epic]

Asshole 1: ZOMG d00d my phone fell in a bowl of cereal this morning Asshole 2: Fail Asshole 1: Lol I know

37. (Fail) (1↑, 1↓)
The Vancouver Canucks\!

Did you see Vancouver fail at sweeping that series????

Author: chicagoblackhawksfan http://fail.urbanup.com/5770543
38. (fail) (1↑, 2↓)
someone who does insanely stupid thing very often.

she failed when she put 2 cds into her computer at once

Author: mr.incognito_coolbeans http://fail.urbanup.com/5010002
39. (fail) (5↑, 6↓)
a word used to say that someone has screwed up at something they were trying to accomplish. like if someone trys to do a trick shot in pole but misses the pocket and hits the cue ball off the table. they have failed, but should not be used in situations where someones well-being or feelings are put on the line. also should NOT be used as a come back unless the person insulting you did NOT use a good insult in the first place. like "YOU"RE A....a....a.....YOU"RE AN ASSHOLE" you just say "And you're a failure....at life." then turn and walk away. in no way should the word fail be your best or favorite word to use in any situation.

1.a person trys to be funny by calling you a name and no one laughs. you:"And you sir, just failed like a captain." 2 this is what not to do. a person crashes on their bike. you:"FAIL\!\!" that is a no no. 3.someone swings a bat and the bat goes flying. you:"well...that was an awesome fail."

Author: The I Man1111 http://fail.urbanup.com/4721260
40. (fail) (40↑, 41↓)
used as another word for 'suck', such as an unfortunate event happening to a person. it is a cruel and funny way to emphasize the pain of the person "failing"

person no\#1: u heard about the guy that locked himself in his room and played WoW for 72 hours and died? person \# 2: fail

41. (Fail) (2↑, 4↓)
Obama

For Example See [news], and todays epic fails

42. (Fail) (1↑, 3↓)
To readjust your beret and instead pass out

George went to readjust his beret and ended up almost passing out, leading to the most epic of fails.

43. (FAIL) (1↑, 3↓)
The time that you did something stupid and somebody next to you usually says "FAIL" Sometimes a fail is to great that it is considered a win.

*homework flies away* "Dude..that's a fail\!"

44. (Fail) (2↑, 4↓)
Adj. The New Jersey Nets

Look\! It's the New Jersey Nets. Fail.

45. (Fail) (15↑, 17↓)
a word used on the internet and in real life to show off how smug and intellectualy challenged you realy are.

asshole: man that guy fails at everything fuckhead: i know look at him its like "EPIC FAIL\!"

46. (fail) (10↑, 13↓)
The "not" of the 2000s. Something that is okay to say this year but if you say it next year will just get you looked at weird, like if you wear to go out in public with a fanny pack or wearing overalls with only one strap buckled. Used to disapprove of anything and everything. Only momentarily, of course. Often piggybacked with "fail" as "epic fail". Another reason for other socities to despise the ineptitude of the human beings within ours.

(Somebody does something moron in a Children of Bodom shirt doesn't approve of) "FAIL\!"

47. (Fail) (7↑, 10↓)
The current generations lazy way to say failure. Just ask these kids parents the meaning of the word.

"Waa waa my xbox fail" "Waa-waa my ipod fail" "What do I want to with my life?...FAIL"

Author: Nunaya Bizness http://fail.urbanup.com/3900162
48. (Fail) (5↑, 9↓)
The fact you actually had to look this up is a fail itself.

Guy: "What does fail mean?" Dude:"Well, that question is an epic fail, my friend\!"

49. (Fail) (0↑, 5↓)
Fail- \{Fāl\} (v.) To not accomplish the goal of; To be unsuccesful in completion; Unable to do the requirement of. (n.) One who is unsuccessful in completion; One who is unable to do the requirements of or one who does not accomplish the goal of. Synonyms: (v.) [Unsuccessful] (n.) [Faux Pas], [Irony] Antonyms: (v.) [Succeed], [Accomplish] (n.) [Success]

Joe: "Hey, let me throw those darts." Bob: "Okay." Bob gave Joe the darts. Joe threw the darts, but missed his intended target. Joe: "Oh no, I failed." Bob: "No offense, but that makes you a failure.

50. (fail) (4↑, 9↓)
A frivolous word used to emphasize a predisposed incident, resulting in displeasure and usually nonchalant humor poorly portrayed by nearby companions.

*headsho-"[HUMILIATION]\!" Player:"EPIC FAIL, [NOOB]\!" Cortez1337:"stfu" ......... Cortez1337:"noob"

Author: mojojojo's8=\>\fail\fail\fail http://fail.urbanup.com/3875255
51. (Fail) (67↑, 72↓)
To be unsuccessful; one who has not done something right

Wow, you Fail pretty hard

52. (Fail) (3↑, 9↓)
President George W. Bush Jr.

Aww dude I just bush'd my math test. Maybe if you study next time you won't fail so hard.

53. (fail) (2↑, 8↓)
When someone does not succeed, usually in a hilarious way. Pure awesomeness to see.

OMG, Jake totally FAILED when he fell out of that airplane. Onto a bear. Naked.

Author: John A. Mason http://fail.urbanup.com/4704044
54. (Fail) (2↑, 8↓)
a funny, very ironic happening that leaves the person in question sad or hurt, but not dead.

On CoD4, trying to throw a grenade out of a window-only to hit the window-sill and bouncing back inside would be considered a fail.

55. (Fail) (1↑, 7↓)
Used as a noun to describe the state of something that has failed to accomplish its goals. An Internet meme that is applied to any humorous or ironic item/topic. failquail.com has a lot of examples of what it means to fail.

failquail.com has an example of a bakery truck with the brand name "Bimbo" on the side of it. Clearly a marketing fail.

56. (Fail) (2↑, 8↓)
Someone one who fails and life in general. Whether it is skating, girls, or even world of warcraft.

That person FAILS\!

57. (Fail) (24↑, 30↓)
When someone tries, but does not succeed. An obvious mistake they made whilst trying to look good.

You fail for looking up 'fail' in UD. You = fail.

Author: Slush Kamuri http://fail.urbanup.com/3720541
58. (Fail) (25↑, 31↓)
You lose, Obama wins.

Person a) Omg I just fell ova infront ov that suppperrrhot girl\! :O Person b) Fail.

59. (fail) (7↑, 13↓)
1) the act of not doing something correctly; screwing up 2) a person that fails a lot

1) wow way to fail at such a simple task 2) stef you are a fail

60. (Fail) (3↑, 9↓)
1) Someone who shows that they are undeserving of sympathy because they go on the rag & can not withhold ones temper. 2) Benz The Admin.

Look, who is that in the Bronze? Oh, never mind its only Benz. Fail.

Author: God Almighty x http://fail.urbanup.com/3629523
61. (Fail) (1↑, 7↓)
It is beleived that this origionated in online games, as if to say: "that sucks" also may be spelled: f4il f417 fa1l also may be used with epic (e.g. epic fail)

"woa, this map is a total fail" "wow, that epic fails\!"

62. (Fail) (31↑, 37↓)
Utter and complete lack of success

HackAbuse is so much fail, it is impossible to express how much fail he is over the internet. He is more fail than the guy who painted everything on his 4g63 eclipse

63. (fail) (8↑, 14↓)
Fail: When a group of retarded noobs at school thing fps games are better on xbox 360 other than computer, but its just because they suck. They also want alienware computers that cost 3000+$ but sadly the only game they play on the computer is Miniclip and runescape

fAGrunscape232: Oh man dude\!\!\!\@\!\@\!\@\!11\!\! dID yoU SeE ME CalL that GuY On RunesCape A NOOB? LOL Normal Kid: Dude, why are you saying lol in real life? Your such a failure. Kid: I own halo 3 dude i bet i can kick your bosom Teh_better_kid: dude dual analog fps is for noobs, go get some skills and go install cs. Kid: Mheheemheeeeeeee i bet i can own you in any game Kid downloads css Kid: SO umm SO IS THERE ANY BAZZOOOKAZ IN DIS GAME? Aww man, what about a BRLAASTER LAZORS PISHTOLL? Teh_better_kid: Stfu and lets get owned. 5 minutes later Better kid--42-0 Kid 0-42 Spoiled little bitch kid: Dude im getting an alienware for christmas, jelous? (starts rubbing it in like a fagget) Kid:I dont care, I already have custom computer, so what games are you planning on getting? Spoiled little bitch kid: umm i play runescape and miniclip Kid: O.O your such a fag (walks away)

64. (Fail) (0↑, 6↓)
Nathan Knoff. He fails at everything.

Nathan Knoff fails. LITERALLY, too\!

65. (FAIL) (5↑, 11↓)
To completely blow an opportuntiy and look like a jackass doing it.

Jeez. This Star Wars New Game Experience sucks. Whatever developer pushed this forward is full of fail.

66. (Fail) (60↑, 66↓)
1. Used to say someone or something is sub-standard, or horrible, used online alot as a joke as well. 2. To be unable to accomplish something

1. You got your ass kicked by an 8 year old at halo? you fail\! 2. I failed that test man.

Author: Brett Bastain http://fail.urbanup.com/2338820
67. (Fail) (3↑, 10↓)
Fail = First Attempt In Learning.

Bob: 2+2 is 5 right? Eric: FAIL\! its 4

68. (Fail) (2↑, 9↓)
1. Term, used by young people, which means not succeeding, or [failing]. 2. An [insult].

1. You didnt make that basketball shot? That's a fail. 2. You suck. Your a fail. You fail at life. Ummmm, yah, I think that is a fail right there. FAIL\!

Author: mynameisdefinitlynotemily http://fail.urbanup.com/4436649
69. (fail) (1↑, 8↓)
Facebook chat

I was having a serious conflict with my gf on facebook chat until it told me my messages could not be delivered for like the ninth time. It is so full of FAIL, its just awful\!

Author: Lazarus Blaine http://fail.urbanup.com/4412284
70. (Fail) (2↑, 9↓)
Pressing [Don't Publish] when editing on urban dictionary. Also known as: [Reject], [Deny]

1) I denied that definition. 2) I failed the definition.

71. (Fail) (2↑, 9↓)
to attempt to make a joke and make people laugh, but it's not really funny. it can also mean something like "just wow. you are an idiot. go die."

Tim: well your mom is so fat she ate a bucket of ice cream by herself\! Adam: sigh.. fail.

72. (Fail) (1↑, 8↓)
Miami Dolphins

The 07 Miami Dolphins went 1-14 Fail

Author: MaskedSeagull http://fail.urbanup.com/4278799
73. (Fail) (4↑, 11↓)
Fail is derived from an old video game that was originally made in Japanese and then translated (poorly) into English. When the failure (game over) screen appeared in English, it would say: "You fail it\!" Fail means to suck, to not succeed, or to be horrible at something.

"You bought a cassette tape? You fail." "You missed a hit at point blank range? EPIC FAIL\!"

Author: MiketheBrawlfan http://fail.urbanup.com/4251125
74. (Fail) (5↑, 12↓)
The word that should belong to Tom Weston.

Person: Hi Tom Weston: Fail. Person: How are you? Tom Weston: Fail. Person: Wubu2? Tom Weston: Epic fail.

75. (fail) (0↑, 7↓)
when someone does something wrong, looks wrong, says something wrong, or is just wrong in general. like jon. :P

driving by a fat lady on a motorcycle. Observers. "FAIL"

76. (Fail) (0↑, 7↓)
Adj. "this movie is a fail\!" an insult, usually not meaning to be mean - "you're a fail\!" also can be used as an interjection - "Wow...did that really just happen? FAIL."

Fail

Author: Dogglefoxkvk http://fail.urbanup.com/4088447
77. (FAIL) (5↑, 12↓)
a congratulatory motion combining a knuckle-touch and a hi-5; one person holds out their hand in a motion as if they are giving a hi-5 while the other punches the palm of their hand

*Person A raises hand to give hi-5* Person A: "Great Job\!" *Person B punches person A's palm* Person B: "Hey, thanks man\!" *they have completed a 'fail'"

78. (fail) (5↑, 12↓)
The real slang fail actually comes from party foul. It is commonly used when something goes wrong or does not fit the atmosphere of the situation. "Party Foul" is basically now being replaced by "FAIL" (Search Party Foul).

if someone spills beer -- "FAIL" if someone breaks something -- "FAIL" if someone embarrasses themselves -- "FAIL" if someone does anything wrong -- "FAIL"

79. (Fail) (2↑, 9↓)
To begin a task with a great amount of confidence, sometimes with an excessive amount of confidence, only to not succeed in given task in a humiliating manner. See also: Epic Fail

Youtube "fail"... you will find millions of examples.

Author: Brendaissocool http://fail.urbanup.com/3858628
80. (FAIL) (2↑, 9↓)
To FAIL the website means to render it ineffective by targeting the integrity of the data and or writing scripts to hit the website so that the server gets bogged down enough to prevent users from accessing the URL.

On Monday December 8th, Liberal websites such as FARK.COM and WONKETT.COM called for the FAILing of [George Bush's] “Thank You” website.

Author: FaildWonketteLuvr http://fail.urbanup.com/3559112
81. (Fail) (6↑, 14↓)
See Definition; George W. Bush

The fail is strong in this one

Author: FlareKitsune http://fail.urbanup.com/4384974
82. (FAIL) (6↑, 14↓)
opposite of WIN.

stevie123\> OK, I pressed alt f4 like you said, but my internet crashed pwnX0r666\> lol n00b pwn3d. u FAIL \!\!\!

Author: George McBob http://fail.urbanup.com/4225929
83. (Fail) (0↑, 8↓)
The lack of win in any one situation.

jpmetz runs into a sliding glass door. rchrgrl11391: Two tickets for the S.S. Failboat\! We're setting sail\!

84. (Fail) (18↑, 26↓)
A word used by teenagers, or by your fellow teenage friends who cannot, for the life of them, use a word that actually makes them sound smarter then a second grader. Also a slang term for sucking. If you ever give someone a chance to say the word fail to you, kill yourself. Or redeem yourself by giving them a good shot to the nose.

You: DAMMIT\! I just can't seem to get this guitar riff right\! Friend who plays Guitar Hero, and expects that since he can play the same song your trying to learn on expert, meaning he has no life, you should be able to too: FAIL\! You: *Kills Self* OR *Punches friend in the nose* Other acts to ensure they never utter such horrible slang ever again also acceptable *Only excusable use of this word is when an "emo" starts talking about MCR... or any form of emo music. Also acceptable when describing rap*

Author: Les Paul Man http://fail.urbanup.com/3868459
85. (Fail) (3↑, 12↓)
When two people who are like twins talk and what they say make absolutely no sense. But it doesn't matter, because it's funny regardless.

Abrianna: Fail Nate: WE are fail. The essence of fail, split between two bodies.

86. (Fail) (2↑, 11↓)
The epic loss of something such as a bad board game, tv show, etc. Basically, fail is made out of suckish matter created by satan himself.

My god, frank, this show fails\!

Author: Marafailedhard http://fail.urbanup.com/4055317
87. (Fail) (10↑, 19↓)
when a guy gets raped by a girl, yes u read that right.

dude i fail\! my ex girlfriend raped me last night\!

Author: Ill a noise 2 http://fail.urbanup.com/3213121
88. (FAIL) (2↑, 11↓)
To Fail at doing something. not complete. or fuck up in the process of.

vadriven dot com is full of failure.

89. (Fail) (1↑, 11↓)
Another word used commonly by a [brether]. Inspired by the ubiquitous Mr. Giri. Denotes complete and utter failure. Being useless at something.

Giri: You people are capable of writing Supreme Court judgements, but when it comes to BU exams. Fail\!

Author: Brether Abey http://fail.urbanup.com/3191195
90. (fail) (41↑, 52↓)
1. to get a grade below the minimum passing grade in school. 2. To drain your bar completely in DDR and lose. 3. Means same thing as sucks.

I failed a math test. Oh crap I'll going to fail the song1 This really fails hard.

91. (Fail) (42↑, 53↓)
The opposite of [succeed]. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

Author: Diggity Monkeez http://fail.urbanup.com/1076185
92. (fail) (25↑, 37↓)
n. One who consistently does not achieve success. n. An even that does not achieve success.

What? You lost. You're such a fail. That game was an epic fail.

93. (Fail) (20↑, 34↓)
1. To attempt something, but to not accomplish the task, or do it horribly wrong. 2. Another meaning of "[Richard]". Derived from Richard failing horribly at chemistry.

1. omg, you FAILED 2. wow, what a richard

94. (fail) (5↑, 22↓)
to fail completely at something to the point of where you should just die

aubrey fails at life

95. (fail) (34↑, 52↓)
A verb that can be used in conjunction with any action, policy or position of the Bush (43) Administration.

Most historians agree that George Bush has failed in his duties as President in all possible respects.

96. (Fail) (3↑, 22↓)
Getting laid in the back of an old chevy with a chick whos face resembles 6 day old chili and getting crabs from the back seat.

Brown bag ala crabs, fail.

97. (fail) (9↑, 28↓)
If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.

FAIL. What the hell? You fail. You are made of fail. Uberfail. Megafail. Get back on the failboat, Morgan.

Author: Nubcakes Smith http://fail.urbanup.com/2741132
98. (FAIL) (4↑, 27↓)
F-antastic A-nd I-intenslty L-ikeable an opposite version of fail; a compliment to a person or project

that picture you drew was FAIL.

Author: memyselfialways http://fail.urbanup.com/3613770
99. (Fail) (19↑, 46↓)
Someone or something that is unsuccessful or disapproved of.

The concert tonight failed hard. That girl is such a fail. She can't even get her act together.

100. (Fail) (32↑, 65↓)
America, 2008-09.

You elected Obama? FAIL.

Author: TheTallWolfGeek http://fail.urbanup.com/3669477
101. (fail) (94↑, 130↓)
fay-el (v) 1. To lose at an attempt of something. 2. To vote for the Democrat party.

"Jim failed the nation by voting for Hillary Clinton."

102. (fail) (11↑, 50↓)
If you fail, you sucked so badly at something that your incredibly suckiness broke the Universe, made angels cry, and made God piss blood. To fail is to not succeed ... in an embarrassing, tardish manner. Fail can be used either as one word, in a sentence, or as part of a complicated rant. Words such as 'uber' or 'mega' can also be added. Fail can also be used as a prefix for another word, such as 'boat'. Do not overuse it, or you will fail.

FAIL. What the hell? You fail. You are made of fail. Uberfail. Megafail. Get back on the failboat, Morgan.

Author: Nubcakes Smith http://fail.urbanup.com/2741147
103. (Fail) (13↑, 58↓)
noun, something or someone that is not good.

That jerk Dave is fail. I feel so fail today. That movie sucked. Yeah, it was fail.

104. (fail) (89↑, 142↓)
What the most of the guys above me did. Also what would happen to me if you all click thumbs down on this definition.

Uhh the people above me that failed horrifically.

Author: rofl waffles and lolcakes http://fail.urbanup.com/2938398
105. (fail) (11↑, 71↓)
shoot yourself, NOW\!

you killed your parents, you fail.

Author: your advisor http://fail.urbanup.com/2408120
106. (Fail) (5↑, 81↓)
Maetuss Nipitnorasetklh (mae, olympic, phosphate)

Did you see that ball game last night? Its name was fail.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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